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Dear Mr. Varghese,
i would like to write to u regarding ur feature dated friday, november 5, 1999. i would have liked to call u by ur title, such as Editor or something. but i regret that u r not an editor, only a feature writer. should i have addressed u as Featurer instead? is that even a word? doesn't sound too right. well, too bad, tough guy! u ain't getting it! bwahahaha!!! *$#%^@&!! u're gonna be stuck as stupid featurer forever and EVER!! locked in the cage of journalism!! bwahahaha!!! *cackle cackle* oh my gosh! i am sooo sooo sorry. i have to inform u that i have a multiple personality disorder. i have a tendency to switch into different personality types... male/female/child/teenager/adult... etc. etc. u name it, i've got it. forgive me, sir. i do not mean any harm. anyway... as i was saying, i really enjoyed reading ur feature "soil, soul & society - the limits of pragmatism". it was a wonderful piece of writing. it was truly an article that touched my heart. i totally related to it and it has inspired me to have a different outlook on life. i'm more open now to new challenges, goals, and dreams. i feel as if nothing can stop me now! all the barriers have been broken down. all the walls stripped away. and i have one man to thank... yes, sir. that man is u! give yourself a pat on the back, my friend. u did an amazing job of keying open my brain. i feel like i have no limits now. i can soar as high as an eagle, fall down, and still get up! hey, no fair! *stomp stomp* he poked me!! i'm telling! waaa... i want my mama... *throws stuffed bear* may i please have ur attention, class? today, we need to get through a very important lesson. two-digit addition. yes, if u do not grasp this concept, it will be very difficult for u to continue ur career in mathematics. we need to get the fundamentals down pat. that is our primary objective today. so, let's get started. the faster we get through this, the more fun u will have during recess. sorry again! getting back to what i was mentioning previously. errr... where was i? oh yes... ur article has literally lifted the blindfold off my eyes. i feel moved to show the world what i can accomplish. i have such immense potential, i cannot let it go to waste. ur opinion that happiness can't be bought is very sound indeed. i need to find something that i personally adore and can pursue for a lifetime without regrets. thank u for giving me such a wake-up call! i feel that i have a direction that i can focus on now. i will not be stressed out over passed failures such as those meesley little annoying mid-terms, nor am i worried about what my future holds. plus i already know who holds it - my dear precious Lord Almighty. that's right! i know now what i can do to make the best of it and that's all that matters. once again, please accept my sincerest thank u for what u have done! u have impacted my life more than u can ever imagine and i'm speechless. no words are enough to describe how i feel at the moment. it is simply an awesome awesome feeling. thanx buddy! God bless u! stop sucking ur damn thumb! mommy... she pulled my hair... it hurts... boohoohoo...
cordially,
Lisa W. C. Tang =) u little booger!! i swear i'm gonna beat u up sooo bad u won't even recognize pluto!! u hear me??!! >=( oh baby baby... yeah yeah... la la la... i'm walking on sunshine... ain't i cool, dude? *flashing new shades* da da da... :P how many times have i told u NOT to put ur dirty, smelly, stinking hairy sock on my pillow?????!!!!! arghhhhhhhhhhh!!! i've had enough! *flying stick* u r my bestest friend in this whole wide world, georgie! *innocent look* i luv u... i really really do! =) *hugz* my apologies... i'd better stop here before i relapse into another one of my modes again... thank u for listening and for everything else. have a nice day and good-bye!
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