dear mr. letterman,
i'd like to submit the following list for ur show. hope it'll get approved!! i can't wait to hear it!!!!! =D i've even made a recording juz for u to hear what it'll sound like. i have quite a thang for drama, ya know. so, whatcha think of my voice? think i can get into the entertainment business with this demo? i know i need hook-ups and so, i'm trying to rub shoulders with the right ppl. *hint hint* =) it'll be greatly appreciated if u lend me a hand, man. anyway, without further ado, let's move on with the clip, shall we?
"ahem... and now, ladies and gentlemen, pls get ready and give a thunderous round of applause for... THE TOP 10 LIST of names for WC...
Number 10) Withering Corpse (yikes!!) Number 9) Whimsical Chanteuse Number 8) Weary Cactus (hmmm... maybe he's juz lonely in the desert...) Number 7) Witty Carrot Number 6) Whiny Candy cane (ooooohhh... i'm sure Santa won't appreciate this one. =0) Number 5) Whimpering Cabbage (it's whimpering? juz gobble it up, i'd say!) Number 4) Wild Cell-killer Number 3) Wandering Corpuscle (ok, who came up with these? damn those biologists and psychologists!) Number 2) Whoopy Chihuahua (*whistle whistle* =P) and the Number 1 name for WC is... *drum roll... crashing cymbols* Waddling Chickpea!!! (Woohoo! Do the waddle, bay-bear!)"
so, whatcha think, buddy? pretty good, huh? =) oh, and obviously, nothing can ever beat Wacky Cashew!! so, i didn't even bother including that on the list. it's off the scale, ya know!! =o^.^o= heehee... i'm definitely looking forward to ur reply, dave! *pat on the back... wink wink* see you soon!!
ciao ciao for now, Lisa W.C. Tang
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